Annie’s Country Kitchen

The wife and I went to Glasgow, Kentucky (population 14,594 in 2016 – I don’t know what it is now) last weekend to meet some friends and enjoy some time together. It was a wonderful time and we decided this would be a great place for us for future get gatheriings.

Now, Glasgow is a unique town. It is, in my thinking, a very “southern town.” The downtown area was well maintained and had its own charm befitting many towns its size across the country. I kept looking around with the expectation of spotting Andy and Barney out on patrol in their 61 Ford with maybe Otis in the back seat. I didn’t spot them. They were, I would guess, at Gomer’s gas station. Anyway…

On Saturday morning, we decided to eat breakfast out as our B&B was lacking in what one may call a traditional “southern” breakfast (i.e. biscuits and gravy). That’s when we found “Annie’s Country Kitchen.” It’s on Cleveland Avenue in Glasgow. It’s a quaint little place and I fell in love as soon as I saw it. Even more so when the four of us went inside. We were directed toward the counter which was also the kitchen and politely told that the menu was right there on the counter for us to read and order from. We ordered (biscuits and gravy – of course), got our coffees (I got my own mug and filled it with their great coffee all by myself!).

Customers there are considered mature enough to find their own tables and we did just that. The waitress brought our food to us though we were allowed to get our own coffee refills. As we ate, there was a steady stream of customers and the atmosphere was very relaxed and down home. Oh! I forgot to tell you, I struck up a conversation with a fellow while in line to order. He was a lifelong Glasgow resident and was, I think he said, a retiree from Ford. Nice fellow and I enjoyed talking with him. Rats! I did not get his name. Anyway,

You know, I met Annie too! We did not talk long as she was very busy. I did manage to tell her that I thought her little place was unique and I enjoyed the visit as much as I enjoyed the biscuits and gravy.

So, if you get down to Glasgow anytime, be sure to drop in at Annie’s Country Cooking. Oh! By the way, they have “Catfish Fridays” there too. I bet its great.

Tell Annie Scott sent you too.

 

Annie’s Country Cooking

The wife and I went to Glasgow, Kentucky (population 14,594 in 2016 – I don’t know what it is now) last weekend to meet some friends and enjoy some time together. It was a wonderful time and we decided this would be a great place for future get togethers.

Now, Glasgow is a unique town. It is, in my thinking, a very “southern town.” The downtown area was well maintained and had its own charm befitting many towns its size across the country. I kept looking around with the expectation of spotting Andy and Barney out on patrol in their 61 Ford with maybe Otis in the back seat. I didn’t spot them. They were, I bet, at Gomer’s gas station. Anyway…

On Saturday morning, we decided to eat breakfast out as our B&B was lacking in what one may call a traditional “southern” breakfast (i.e. biscuits and gravy). That’s when we found “Annie’s Country Kitchen.” It’s on Cleveland Avenue in Glasgow. It’s a quaint little place and I fell in love as soon as I saw it. Even more so when the four of us went inside. We were directed toward the counter which was also the kitchen and politely told that the menu was right there on the counter for us to read and order from. We ordered (biscuits and gravy – of course), got our coffees (I got my own mug and filled it with their great coffee all by myself!).

Customers there are considered mature enough to find their own tables and we did just that. The waitress brought our food to us, though we were thought mature enough to get our coffee refills all by oneself. As we ate, there was a steady stream of customers and the atmosphere was very relaxed and down home. Oh! I forgot to tell you, I struck up a conversation with a fellow while in line to order. He was a lifelong Glasgow resident and was, I think he said, a retiree from Ford. Nice fellow and I enjoyed talking with him. Rats! I did not get his name. Anyway,

You know, I met Annie too! We did not talk long as she was very busy. I told her that I thought her little place was unique and I enjoyed the visit as much as I enjoyed the biscuits and gravy.

So, if you get down to Glasgow anytime, be sure to drop in at Annie’s Country Cooking. Oh! By the way, they have “Catfish Fridays” there too. I bet its great.

Tell Annie Scott sent you too.

 

Another reason why I love the Southside

I have a watch that is close to thirty years old, or thereabouts. About a month or so ago, the wristband pin broke. Thinking maybe it was time to give up on the old wrist watch, I dropped it on my dresser, having decided my cell phone could do the duty of keeping me on time.
It did not work. I kept looking at my now empty wrist. Such was the inconvenience of dragging out my cell phone whilst simultaneously looking at my empty wrist that it was decided now was the time to pull the old Timex™ off the shelf and onto its rightful place on my wrist.
The old thing hardly worked anymore. The night light was out and the pin on one side was gone. I would need a new battery and pins for the band. Does anybody even sell this stuff anymore?
I drug the debate around for a month or so then decided to see if I could get the “old thing” fixed. Where could I go? The last time I got a band for it was at a now closed big box store and they were no help at all (which explains why they are out of business, in my opinion). My bride recommended that I go to McGee’s Jewelry on US31 in Greenwood. Well, I thought to myself, that would cost me and arm and a leg.
I left the house with no intention of going to a jeweler and paying twice what I bought the thing for in the first place. I also did not want to go from big box to big box and wind up with nothing.
So, I went to McGee’s and that’s where I met Stephanie. I’ve been there before with my bride but I had never seen Stephanie. I don’t think I have met anyone that could smile as much as she did and be as cheery as she was. She handled my old Timex as if it were a diamond ring. She declared the battery dead and replaced it. She went even further and went through numerous little boxes to find the right pin for the band. She did all this whilst keeping a super cheery conversation going that made my day. I learned that she is born and bred a lifelong Southsider and has been at McGee’s for somewhere in the five year range. On top of all that, I did not pay anywhere near what I thought I would.

McGee’s is lucky to have her.

My friend Webster

It was the greatest joy in recent days for the wife and I as we had the rare opportunity to spend a substantial amount of time with our good friend Webster. As he is what one might refer to as a “snow dog,” the chances of seeing him beyond the five or six months that he spends in Indiana each year, are not favorable. Our recent visit with him at his Florida estate was to celebrate our fortieth wedding anniversary. It was a joy and privilege that we shared that time with him and his staff.
Webster owns a security company and is under contract to provide security for two properties. One is in Indiana and the other in Florida. He excels in the discharge of his duties as there has never been a burglary in either residence for which he is responsible. Ever.
Webster has a staff of two who have charge over the administrative and logistical duties of the firm so that Webster is not distracted from his patrolling responsibilities. He is unmatched by anyone anywhere in his ability to sniff out and chase away any and all intruders. I myself saw him identify and repulse multiple flying fowl and an innumerable mass of lizards that wage a constant war against his client’s Florida abode. There is an unsubstantiated rumor that he has repulsed more than one alligator from the ground. That’s he said at least,
I have never met his customers as, so I am told, they live a life of leisure and travel so are not at the residence very often. I have met his staff though. They are a hardworking pair in constant vigilance to fulfill all the needs that Webster has, and they are many. His security duties are of such a demanding nature that he has no time to see to his own physical needs that includes preparing his own food and making his toilet. He does have to discipline his staff on occasion as well as train them in the various functions that are required. His tool for this is a ball and attached rag that he requires them to pull on while he yanks them around until the exhaustion of his staff implants the desired instruction.
Yes, Webster is one of a kind and he will tell you so. His staff is loyal and he has friends in both high and low places. He says he even has friends amongst the local pelican gangs. I have, however, heard more than one report that he is not thought much of among the hogs of Indiana.
That what he says, at least.

Defending one’s own

My grandson is two years old. He is fortunate and blessed to have very loving parents and devoted grandparents. He is, however, at a distinct disadvantage in his current state of affairs. Let me explain.

When I was a young’un back in Amarillo, Texas, a little fellow’s value amongst the neighborhood boys was measured by the size and number of one’s personal fleet of toy (they were more than mere toys to us) construction, farm implements, race cars, and pickups. The vast majority were built by Tonka™ or Nylint™. They were sturdy models and very much up to the tasks of a bunch of elementary school boys.

The MOST important thing, however, among the varied fleets was a fellow’s ability to defend it. So, while we played ad nauseum with our fleets, the real attention was on the size of one’s Army. That Army ranged from bags and bags of plastic soldiers and their attendant tanks, artillery pieces, and the odd missile or two, all the way up to the GI Joe and his vast equipment to be used for defending one’s fleet that was busy building, farming, racing, and wreaking havoc where and when ever.

My own defense was of a certainty the largest and most lethal force on Hall Street. If memory serves, my defense force consisted of at least three brigades of plastic soldiers (they were bought in bags of 100-250 at TG&Y on Western Avenue) in various permanent attack poses. In addition, there were within my force a battalion of tanks and artillery pieces, both self-propelled and static. I even had an air force of ten or so fighters and one or two bombers.

I did have one bag of civil war soldiers, but they were not much good against anything except one boy who had nothing to defend his too small fleet. It would not be worth anybody’s time to attack him.

So, how does this involve my grandson? He has been gifted with a large and varied fleet of trucks of every type and size. He can with ease tackle and complete any job put before him in the sand box in his backyard. Yes, he has a wonderful and varied fleet.

Except…

He has no Army, Navy, Air Force. He has no way to defend his interests. I am at such a loss and concern for the security of his fleet, that I have taken on the task to help him in the building his armed forces. I began this endeavor a couple of days ago thinking it would be an easy task. Thus far, I have been to three large stores that are known to sell any shape or size one could imagine. The result? I cannot find any soldiers, tanks, airplanes, or ships.

What has our nation come to when our sons cannot defend their sandboxes? My son told me I might find them at an on-line site known to have about anything a body could want. I hope there is time before “They” realize he is defenseless. The search goes on.

Ya’ll quit!

Dang, I wish folks would quit fussing at one another. Seems like every time I turn the news on TV or pick up a newspaper somebody’s is hollering at somebody just because they don’t agree with whatever was said or done and then everybody gets all riled up. Just about everyday somebody is hollering at somebody or a bunch of somebodies just because they said something (or stood up for something) they don’t like. You’re just being an ornery neighbor. Quit.

Haven’t ya’ll ever heard of the Constitution of the United States and its Amendments? There is this one that’s called the First Amendment that allows anyone free speech and all that. Just because somebody does something (or says something) you don’t agree with, that doesn’t give you permission to get all ornery like that. There’s lots of folks over our 232 years as a country that have died just so you can talk freely. Here you all fussing at somebody because he doesn’t agree with whatever you are favoring. Shame on you.

You know, a long time ago there was this fellow name Paul. He did a hole bunch a writing and he was one of the smartest people I ever heard of. One time, he wrote a letter to some folks he really liked. He said that they ought to take care of each other and think about other folk as more important than themselves. He also said they ought to do their work quietly and keep out of business that isn’t there’s. I take that to mean name calling, and back biting and all that. They call that gossiping where I come from and it doesn’t do a lick of good for anybody.

There’s another thing I want to rant about and that’s what some folks call fake news. That’s a fancy way of saying somebody writing and deciding what gets put in the paper or on TV is lying. Lying is as bad as gossiping and a lot of times it is worse. If you are one of those doing all that fake news stuff, you ought be ashamed of yourself. Didn’t your Momma teach you better than that?

Ya’ll need to grow up an learn some manners. Nuff said.

Just what is your name anyway?

     There is a young lady that works where I do. I think her name is Sally. She does computer stuff of some sort or another. Actually, I think her name is Tina. She has a habit of never remembering my name. She gets the first letter alright. After that, who knows. I have been called Sid, Sam, Stanley, ad infinitum. There may have been a Stupid in there too (joking of course – Melody likes to joke – I think). In an effort to get her to remember my name (no small task) is Scott and not Sidney, I decided to introduce myself whenever I passed by her desk. Bear in mind that I pass by her desk somewhere north of ten times a day. I always remind her who I am, and Sheila NEVER get it right! The most recent attempt to make my name known, resulted in a new moniker of Stewart. “Stewart!?” I said in a somewhat elevated tone. “Do I look like a Stewart?” She did not respond as is typical for a Cruella. I reiterated, AGAIN, that I bear no resemblance to anybody named Stewart, Sam, Stanley or anything else but a SCOTT. I think Patricia ignored me.
There has been no improvement is Cissy’s ability to remember my name. I have been giving some thought to pasting my picture on her PC monitor but that would just generate more names and its possible use as a dart board. I think Tammy now has a habit of calling me a different name every time she sees me just to get my goat. I would not be surprised to see a Nancy or Elizabeth do something like that but, I would never expect it from Briana. I am at quandary what to do. I have the occasional customer that stops in to see me. What would happen if Barbie sent them to see Stewart or Sam or somebody else with an “S” name. I don’t know how many “S” employees work there. Who knows where they would wind up. I shudder to think.
The end result will have to be some permanent means by which Angela can remember that I am Scott. I asked her once. She ignored me. Catherines do that.