Like the vast majority of folks, I have a bank. I do. Don’t have much money there but, what there is, the folks behind the counter take pretty good care of it. The folks that staff the branch on County Line Road are good folks and I always enjoy stopping by.
Now, my bank is a local bank. It is one of ten in central Indiana sporting the name Citizen’s Bank. I’ve just been to one of them. I imagine the other ones are just as good.
The folks at “my” bank, over time, developed certain “expectations” from me. You see, I am known in some parts as a purveyor of bad one-liner jokes (Example: What do you have when you cross a roadrunner and an alligator – a dead road runner) and because I have an inner desire to make folks laugh, I will pop one out at every opportunity. Some of the jokes are ok and some may require medicine to get over. I do not know of anybody running to their doc. Least wise not yet.
The ladies at the bank, Pat (she’s the big dog), Nicole, Lillie, Jennifer, and somebody else whose name I can’t remember, make up most of the folks there. When I come in on Fridays to deposit my paycheck, I am asked for a joke. It has gotten to where I am compelled to cough up a joke before I can get my money. I always leave with whatever money I ask for. They are real good at that.
On one occasion, I did not have a joke handy so I figured I would try the drive-in lane. I placed my car where they could not see my face. I figured, if they can’t see me, I’ll be off the hook. Well, dang, that did not work at all. They saw my name on my paycheck. It was almost like they were holding the tube with my money until I could cough up a joke. Well, I am grateful that I had my phone with me which gained access to one of a million websites dedicated to clean and bad jokes.
Now, I will park my car and look up a joke before I go in. One of these days I won’t even be able to even get in the door without a bad joke. I don’t mind in the least. Going to “my bank” and seeing my “bank buddies” is one of the highlights of my week.